GRAND PRIZE
– Where to?
– Pervukhino.
– Hop in.
Wait!
Here, put these on.
I've got new floor mats.
[GRAND PRIZE]
– You like the car?
– A wedding gift?
– I’ll be on the radio tonight, too.
[200% HAPPINESS!]
– Cool! – Yeah.
– Сute little bug!
– What do you know!
Watch this!
What's that?
– Shouldn't have scared him.
– Are you nuts?!
What’s a pig doing in here?
I give you a lift, and this is what I get in return?
It's gonna crap all over the place!
Yuck! Too late... Damn, it stinks!
Get out!
Get out, now! Out!
What an idiot!
There's a stench in here.
– Hey! Are you mental?
You think you're something?
Zhban, force him to the side!
Say goodbye to your lawnmower.
Where are you going?
Stop, you asshole!
Don't make it worse for yourself! Stop!
– Eat my dust, you hick.
– Gnome wagon!
Sounds like a fighter plane though.
– Can I have your autograph?
– The ribbons are holding everything together, aren’t they?
– Lucky man.
– Now, take a picture of me!
Step aside.
– Do you have premium fuel?
– Only regular.
– To ruin such a car?
– What's the use of gas, anyway? Just go downwind with that sail!
– Huh?! What do you know about cars like this?
Best thing you ever filled up here is a tractor,
jackass-in-the-box!
Fine, whatever.
I'll get the regular.
Are you asleep in there, or what?
What's the matter, you donkey fart?!
– Piss off!
– Open up, bastard!
Whatever!
Die of envy, jackass!
[SECURITY]
– Who's there?!
– Zhban, here's a riddle!
On the highway raving, With a ribbon waving.
3 words:
starts with "PIECE", ends with "SHIT"!
Look at this Fabergé egg!
– What are you doing?
– Take it easy!
– Sorry, got no shoes to change into.
How do you even fit your legs in here?! – Here we come...
– You win a car and you think you're the boss now? – Zhban, you got a microscope?
– You ever heard the phrase, "slow and steady wins the race"?
– He's run out of gas!
Hey, wanker? Do you know what this arrow is for?
– With beak agape, down falls the cheese!
And Fox is quick to snatch it!
– Cut this moralizing.
Just admit that you're jealous!
– Jealous? Jealous of what?
Take off the ribbon, you poodle!
– Zhban, look, I'm a fish, I'm in a fish tank!
– What is it with all you clowns today?
Who's the poodle now?
– Hey, man, chill out.
– Now say it's a good car!
– The car is good.
– Try again.
– I mean it, the car is great!
Awesome car, yeah, Zhban? Ten out of ten!
– Admit that you're jealous of me.
– Dude, you don't know just how jealous I am!
When I first saw it, I wished I had one like this, too!
I would get one for myself! I swear! Even two!
– I don't believe you.
You try!
– I won't say it. – Hey man, maybe we'll just go, huh?
– I want him to say it.
– Zhban, come on! Good car, ain't it?
We didn't see it at first, right?
Just tell him what he wants to hear!
– Screw him!
I'll only tell him where to shove his gun.
– Don't move!
– Give me the gun.
– Stay back!
– Give me the gun!
– Stay back!
Stay back...
– What the...?
What have you done?
He wanted to help you!
Bastard! You're a bastard!
– Man, are you okay? It's only a BB gun!
Hey, buddy.
You alright?
Hey!
...one of hundreds of prizes.
These were mostly home appliances: irons, hairdryers, laptops, TVs,
but also package tours!
The big winner of the "Gold Fountain of Success" lottery
and the owner of the new car
is a resident of Arkhangelsk Oblast!
Anna Lukoprova, our special correspondent, is joining us now.
– So, you're a security guard at a warehouse?
– To be more accurate, a security officer
at a Warehouse and Logistics Center!
– Wow!
– Yes, it's quite a serious organization!
You know, with monitoring and... the latest surveillance equipment.
We even have guns.
– So you're just passing through Moscow?
– Yeah, we escorted the cargo.
My workmate is already on his way back home, but I'm still here.
Although since I drive this beauty now, I'll get back before him!
– And what do you think is this car
going to change your life?
– Absolutely!
Everything will be different now!
Maybe I have been waiting my whole life for something like this!
I'll be my own boss now...
– Buddy, you're alive! Thank goodness!
Take the car right away! You know how awesome it is?
– I’ll kill you.
– Go ahead!
– Piss off!
[GRAND PRIZE]
– Where to?
– Already there.
– Hop in.
– And where's the one with the plastic bags?
– How do you know him?
– Yes?
– Hey, Zhban, that moron tossed her out right on the highway today!
– So? – What do you mean? Let's teach him a lesson!
Why are we tiptoeing around him? He almost did you!
– Leave him alone! – That jackass, he's a prick...
– He's an alright man! – Got nuts over his lawnmower, gnome wagon...
– And his car's alright!
Should have said earlier!
– What's in the backpack, Little Red Riding Hood?
– Nothing. – Come on now, show it.
– Back off. – Cake for Grandma?
– Hey, don't touch. – I'm just curious. Let me...
What is that?
What is it? – What?! Can't you see?
– Hold it tight! Hold it! – Calm down!
– Hey, get it off me! – Easy!
– Catch it!
It's somewhere down here...
CAST:
VLADIMIR MALYUGIN MIKHAIL MARTYANOV
IGOR LAVROV ANNA RUD
WRITTEN BY KONSTANTIN CHELIDZE
MUSIC BY ALEKSANDR MANOTSKOV
CREATED BY ALYONA POLYAKOVA
SOUND DESIGN BY YEKATERINA IVANOVA
PRODUCED BY VALERIYA SAVELYEVA
EVGENY EMIR-SHAKH ALYONA BRYNTSEVA
© VGIK, 2017