1 00:00:35,486 --> 00:00:42,583 GRAND PRIZE 2 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,000 – Where to? 3 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,200 – Pervukhino. 4 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,160 – Hop in. 5 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,960 Wait! 6 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,560 Here, put these on. 7 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,680 I've got new floor mats. 8 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,080 [GRAND PRIZE] 9 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,240 – You like the car? 10 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,880 – A wedding gift? 11 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,720 – I’ll be on the radio tonight, too. 12 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,320 [200% HAPPINESS!] 13 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,120 – Cool! – Yeah. 14 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,520 – Сute little bug! 15 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,720 – What do you know! 16 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,320 Watch this! 17 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,720 What's that? 18 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,760 – Shouldn't have scared him. 19 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,280 – Are you nuts?! 20 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,920 What’s a pig doing in here? 21 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,840 I give you a lift, and this is what I get in return? 22 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,200 It's gonna crap all over the place! 23 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,320 Yuck! Too late... Damn, it stinks! 24 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,540 Get out! 25 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,280 Get out, now! Out! 26 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,640 What an idiot! 27 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,920 There's a stench in here. 28 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,400 – Hey! Are you mental? 29 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,880 You think you're something? 30 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,800 Zhban, force him to the side! 31 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,200 Say goodbye to your lawnmower. 32 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,360 Where are you going? 33 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,920 Stop, you asshole! 34 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,240 Don't make it worse for yourself! Stop! 35 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,920 – Eat my dust, you hick. 36 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,640 – Gnome wagon! 37 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,080 Sounds like a fighter plane though. 38 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,800 – Can I have your autograph? 39 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,520 – The ribbons are holding everything together, aren’t they? 40 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,120 – Lucky man. 41 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,120 – Now, take a picture of me! 42 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,200 Step aside. 43 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,600 – Do you have premium fuel? 44 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,600 – Only regular. 45 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,960 – To ruin such a car? 46 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,800 – What's the use of gas, anyway? Just go downwind with that sail! 47 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,680 – Huh?! What do you know about cars like this? 48 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,040 Best thing you ever filled up here is a tractor, 49 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,640 jackass-in-the-box! 50 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,720 Fine, whatever. 51 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,960 I'll get the regular. 52 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,840 Are you asleep in there, or what? 53 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,560 What's the matter, you donkey fart?! 54 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,400 – Piss off! 55 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,960 – Open up, bastard! 56 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,200 Whatever! 57 00:05:20,427 --> 00:05:23,341 Die of envy, jackass! 58 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:23,170 [SECURITY] 59 00:06:35,152 --> 00:06:36,502 – Who's there?! 60 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:25,635 – Zhban, here's a riddle! 61 00:07:25,835 --> 00:07:29,217 On the highway raving, With a ribbon waving. 62 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:31,591 3 words: 63 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:34,086 starts with "PIECE", ends with "SHIT"! 64 00:07:34,425 --> 00:07:36,121 Look at this Fabergé egg! 65 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,080 – What are you doing? 66 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,680 – Take it easy! 67 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,800 – Sorry, got no shoes to change into. 68 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,960 How do you even fit your legs in here?! – Here we come... 69 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,280 – You win a car and you think you're the boss now? – Zhban, you got a microscope? 70 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,040 – You ever heard the phrase, "slow and steady wins the race"? 71 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,440 – He's run out of gas! 72 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,160 Hey, wanker? Do you know what this arrow is for? 73 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,800 – With beak agape, down falls the cheese! 74 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,960 And Fox is quick to snatch it! 75 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,560 – Cut this moralizing. 76 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,440 Just admit that you're jealous! 77 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,640 – Jealous? Jealous of what? 78 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,440 Take off the ribbon, you poodle! 79 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,960 – Zhban, look, I'm a fish, I'm in a fish tank! 80 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,040 – What is it with all you clowns today? 81 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,360 Who's the poodle now? 82 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,800 – Hey, man, chill out. 83 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,680 – Now say it's a good car! 84 00:08:32,524 --> 00:08:34,215 – The car is good. 85 00:08:34,415 --> 00:08:36,185 – Try again. 86 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:41,461 – I mean it, the car is great! 87 00:08:41,661 --> 00:08:44,682 Awesome car, yeah, Zhban? Ten out of ten! 88 00:08:44,882 --> 00:08:46,595 – Admit that you're jealous of me. 89 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,589 – Dude, you don't know just how jealous I am! 90 00:08:49,789 --> 00:08:53,098 When I first saw it, I wished I had one like this, too! 91 00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:56,100 I would get one for myself! I swear! Even two! 92 00:08:57,195 --> 00:08:58,607 – I don't believe you. 93 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:01,197 You try! 94 00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:06,441 – I won't say it. – Hey man, maybe we'll just go, huh? 95 00:09:06,641 --> 00:09:08,618 – I want him to say it. 96 00:09:10,481 --> 00:09:12,244 – Zhban, come on! Good car, ain't it? 97 00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:15,059 We didn't see it at first, right? 98 00:09:15,937 --> 00:09:17,862 Just tell him what he wants to hear! 99 00:09:18,221 --> 00:09:19,679 – Screw him! 100 00:09:19,879 --> 00:09:22,523 I'll only tell him where to shove his gun. 101 00:09:26,923 --> 00:09:28,399 – Don't move! 102 00:09:32,429 --> 00:09:33,904 – Give me the gun. 103 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,730 – Stay back! 104 00:09:36,503 --> 00:09:37,835 – Give me the gun! 105 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,524 – Stay back! 106 00:09:42,089 --> 00:09:43,438 Stay back... 107 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,809 – What the...? 108 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,776 What have you done? 109 00:10:03,976 --> 00:10:06,690 He wanted to help you! 110 00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:10,811 Bastard! You're a bastard! 111 00:10:16,827 --> 00:10:20,365 – Man, are you okay? It's only a BB gun! 112 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:23,375 Hey, buddy. 113 00:10:23,968 --> 00:10:25,803 You alright? 114 00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:27,701 Hey! 115 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,151 ...one of hundreds of prizes. 116 00:10:53,351 --> 00:10:57,783 These were mostly home appliances: irons, hairdryers, laptops, TVs, 117 00:10:57,983 --> 00:10:59,822 but also package tours! 118 00:11:00,022 --> 00:11:03,063 The big winner of the "Gold Fountain of Success" lottery 119 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,115 and the owner of the new car 120 00:11:05,315 --> 00:11:08,093 is a resident of Arkhangelsk Oblast! 121 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,269 Anna Lukoprova, our special correspondent, is joining us now. 122 00:11:11,469 --> 00:11:13,834 – So, you're a security guard at a warehouse? 123 00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:17,486 – To be more accurate, a security officer 124 00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:19,589 at a Warehouse and Logistics Center! 125 00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:20,798 – Wow! 126 00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:23,583 – Yes, it's quite a serious organization! 127 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:27,857 You know, with monitoring and... the latest surveillance equipment. 128 00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:29,395 We even have guns. 129 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:31,774 – So you're just passing through Moscow? 130 00:11:31,974 --> 00:11:33,827 – Yeah, we escorted the cargo. 131 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,505 My workmate is already on his way back home, but I'm still here. 132 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,288 Although since I drive this beauty now, I'll get back before him! 133 00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:43,436 – And what do you think is this car 134 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,438 going to change your life? 135 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,862 – Absolutely! 136 00:11:47,062 --> 00:11:49,906 Everything will be different now! 137 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,730 Maybe I have been waiting my whole life for something like this! 138 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,432 I'll be my own boss now... 139 00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:17,947 – Buddy, you're alive! Thank goodness! 140 00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:21,454 Take the car right away! You know how awesome it is? 141 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:29,676 – I’ll kill you. 142 00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:32,519 – Go ahead! 143 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,943 – Piss off! 144 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:49,595 [GRAND PRIZE] 145 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,666 – Where to? 146 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:10,465 – Already there. 147 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,552 – Hop in. 148 00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:16,294 – And where's the one with the plastic bags? 149 00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:19,604 – How do you know him? 150 00:13:21,859 --> 00:13:22,669 – Yes? 151 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,840 – Hey, Zhban, that moron tossed her out right on the highway today! 152 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,260 – So? – What do you mean? Let's teach him a lesson! 153 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,160 Why are we tiptoeing around him? He almost did you! 154 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,960 – Leave him alone! – That jackass, he's a prick... 155 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,560 – He's an alright man! – Got nuts over his lawnmower, gnome wagon... 156 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,040 – And his car's alright! 157 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,500 Should have said earlier! 158 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,520 – What's in the backpack, Little Red Riding Hood? 159 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,000 – Nothing. – Come on now, show it. 160 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,440 – Back off. – Cake for Grandma? 161 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,960 – Hey, don't touch. – I'm just curious. Let me... 162 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,720 What is that? 163 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,520 What is it? – What?! Can't you see? 164 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,640 – Hold it tight! Hold it! – Calm down! 165 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,600 – Hey, get it off me! – Easy! 166 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,120 – Catch it! 167 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,520 It's somewhere down here... 168 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,480 CAST: 169 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,360 VLADIMIR MALYUGIN MIKHAIL MARTYANOV 170 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,160 IGOR LAVROV ANNA RUD 171 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,640 WRITTEN BY KONSTANTIN CHELIDZE 172 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,040 MUSIC BY ALEKSANDR MANOTSKOV 173 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,880 CREATED BY ALYONA POLYAKOVA 174 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,080 SOUND DESIGN BY YEKATERINA IVANOVA 175 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,080 PRODUCED BY VALERIYA SAVELYEVA 176 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,000 EVGENY EMIR-SHAKH ALYONA BRYNTSEVA 177 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:49,880 © VGIK, 2017