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GRAND PRIZE
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– Where to?
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– Pervukhino.
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– Hop in.
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Wait!
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Here, put these on.
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I've got new floor mats.
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[GRAND PRIZE]
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– You like the car?
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– A wedding gift?
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– I’ll be on the radio tonight, too.
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[200% HAPPINESS!]
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– Cool!
– Yeah.
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– Сute little bug!
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– What do you know!
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Watch this!
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What's that?
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– Shouldn't have scared him.
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– Are you nuts?!
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What’s a pig doing in here?
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I give you a lift,
and this is what I get in return?
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It's gonna crap all over the place!
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Yuck! Too late...
Damn, it stinks!
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Get out!
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Get out, now!
Out!
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What an idiot!
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There's a stench in here.
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– Hey! Are you mental?
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You think you're something?
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Zhban, force him to the side!
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Say goodbye to your lawnmower.
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Where are you going?
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Stop, you asshole!
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Don't make it worse for yourself!
Stop!
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– Eat my dust, you hick.
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– Gnome wagon!
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Sounds like a fighter plane though.
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– Can I have your autograph?
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– The ribbons are holding everything
together, aren’t they?
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– Lucky man.
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– Now, take a picture of me!
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Step aside.
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– Do you have premium fuel?
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– Only regular.
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– To ruin such a car?
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– What's the use of gas, anyway?
Just go downwind with that sail!
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– Huh?!
What do you know about cars like this?
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Best thing you ever filled up here is a tractor,
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jackass-in-the-box!
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Fine, whatever.
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I'll get the regular.
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Are you asleep in there, or what?
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What's the matter, you donkey fart?!
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– Piss off!
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– Open up, bastard!
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Whatever!
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Die of envy, jackass!
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[SECURITY]
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– Who's there?!
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– Zhban, here's a riddle!
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On the highway raving,
With a ribbon waving.
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3 words:
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starts with "PIECE",
ends with "SHIT"!
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Look at this Fabergé egg!
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– What are you doing?
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– Take it easy!
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– Sorry, got no shoes to change into.
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How do you even fit your legs in here?!
– Here we come...
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– You win a car and you think you're the boss now?
– Zhban, you got a microscope?
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– You ever heard the phrase,
"slow and steady wins the race"?
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– He's run out of gas!
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Hey, wanker? Do you
know what this arrow is for?
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– With beak agape, down falls the cheese!
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And Fox is quick to snatch it!
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– Cut this moralizing.
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Just admit that you're jealous!
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– Jealous?
Jealous of what?
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Take off the ribbon, you poodle!
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– Zhban, look,
I'm a fish, I'm in a fish tank!
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– What is it with all you clowns today?
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Who's the poodle now?
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– Hey, man, chill out.
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– Now say it's a good car!
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– The car is good.
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– Try again.
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– I mean it, the car is great!
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Awesome car, yeah, Zhban?
Ten out of ten!
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– Admit that you're jealous of me.
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– Dude, you don't know just how jealous I am!
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When I first saw it,
I wished I had one like this, too!
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I would get one for myself!
I swear! Even two!
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– I don't believe you.
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You try!
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– I won't say it.
– Hey man, maybe we'll just go, huh?
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– I want him to say it.
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– Zhban, come on! Good car, ain't it?
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We didn't see it at first, right?
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Just tell him what he wants to hear!
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– Screw him!
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I'll only tell him where to shove his gun.
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– Don't move!
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– Give me the gun.
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– Stay back!
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– Give me the gun!
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– Stay back!
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Stay back...
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– What the...?
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What have you done?
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He wanted to help you!
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Bastard!
You're a bastard!
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– Man, are you okay?
It's only a BB gun!
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Hey, buddy.
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You alright?
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Hey!
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...one of hundreds of prizes.
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These were mostly home appliances:
irons, hairdryers, laptops, TVs,
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but also package tours!
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The big winner of the
"Gold Fountain of Success" lottery
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and the owner of the new car
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is a resident of Arkhangelsk Oblast!
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Anna Lukoprova, our special correspondent,
is joining us now.
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– So, you're a security guard at a warehouse?
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– To be more accurate,
a security officer
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at a Warehouse and Logistics Center!
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– Wow!
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– Yes, it's quite a
serious organization!
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You know, with monitoring and...
the latest surveillance equipment.
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We even have guns.
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– So you're just passing through Moscow?
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– Yeah, we escorted the cargo.
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My workmate is already on his way
back home, but I'm still here.
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Although since I drive this beauty now,
I'll get back before him!
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– And what do you think
is this car
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going to change your life?
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– Absolutely!
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Everything will be different now!
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Maybe I have been waiting
my whole life for something like this!
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I'll be my own boss now...
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– Buddy, you're alive!
Thank goodness!
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Take the car right away!
You know how awesome it is?
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– I’ll kill you.
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– Go ahead!
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– Piss off!
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[GRAND PRIZE]
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– Where to?
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– Already there.
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– Hop in.
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– And where's the one with the plastic bags?
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– How do you know him?
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– Yes?
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– Hey, Zhban, that moron tossed her out
right on the highway today!
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– So?
– What do you mean? Let's teach him a lesson!
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Why are we tiptoeing around him?
He almost did you!
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– Leave him alone!
– That jackass, he's a prick...
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– He's an alright man!
– Got nuts over his lawnmower, gnome wagon...
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– And his car's alright!
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Should have said earlier!
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– What's in the backpack, Little Red Riding Hood?
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– Nothing.
– Come on now, show it.
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– Back off.
– Cake for Grandma?
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– Hey, don't touch.
– I'm just curious. Let me...
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What is that?
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What is it?
– What?! Can't you see?
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– Hold it tight! Hold it!
– Calm down!
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– Hey, get it off me!
– Easy!
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– Catch it!
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It's somewhere down here...
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CAST:
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VLADIMIR MALYUGIN
MIKHAIL MARTYANOV
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IGOR LAVROV
ANNA RUD
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WRITTEN BY
KONSTANTIN CHELIDZE
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MUSIC BY
ALEKSANDR MANOTSKOV
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CREATED BY
ALYONA POLYAKOVA
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SOUND DESIGN BY
YEKATERINA IVANOVA
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PRODUCED BY
VALERIYA SAVELYEVA
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EVGENY EMIR-SHAKH
ALYONA BRYNTSEVA
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